Do you feel that Church is not enough? Are you bored with the Bible? What you need is to directly contact God in a sorta creepy, yet experiential way. That's right, it's...
THE FIRE TUNNEL!!
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Make sure the hypnotic and emotionally manipulative "praise" music is cranked up and prepare to get zapped!
If the chaos, confusion, and scariness remind you of a haunted house, then you KNOW it's a movement of God! You can FEEL it!!
This is from Bethel "pastor" Seth Dahl, who is selling this prophetic puppet on the Bethel store (we posted this article about it in February, 2016):
In summary: Fire tunnels are a terrific way to spread germs, spirits, demons, weirdness and puppets (if you've got $100).
We hope this was helpful in your pursuit of the Encounter Gospel, but if you need more information:
Here's a related, serious article:
Steven Kozar started The Messed Up Church; he is an artist, musician, blogger and stuff.