"Martyrs Read Joel Osteen Tweets!" by Hans Fiene
Martyrs Read Joel Osteen Tweets! | Lutheran Satire | Aug 25, 2013
“Joel Osteen says awesome stuff will happen to you if you’re a really good Christian.
Unless you’re a really, really good Christian. Then you get your head chopped off.
Also, I’m using a broad definition of “martyr” here, so don’t nitpick Abel and Samson.”
Steven Kozar
Steven Kozar started The Messed Up Church; he is an artist (StevenKozar.com is his art website), musician, blogger, and stuff. He makes videos, too, on The Messed Up Church YouTube channel.